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My name is Sophie. I'm 19 years old and I'm from Holland. The main thing you need to know about me is that I really love pizza. Procrastination is one of my few talents. Some people call me weird, but my mom says it's OK.
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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
house phone rings
me:
me:
me:
me:
me:
house phone stops
I just watched an old couple get into their car and set off the alarm and then try to turn it off for like ten minutes before giving up and driving away with the alarm still going off
now that i think about it maybe i just watched an old couple steal a car
imagine if your eyebrows went all the way around your eyes
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whats the html code for a social life
<go> </outside>
404 error
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i love when flies rub their hands together thinking of ways to murder me
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